Like I said, I couldn't remember it. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke? The first guy says, No, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. Oct 31, 2021 - Explore Linda Riegel's board "OSU-WHAT A JOKE!" on Pinterest. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? A: Ohio. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Columbus, Ohio, USA. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. The Buckeyes scored a touchdown within the first five minutes of the game, and the pace only picked up from there, as quarterback C.J. Reading this blog for years, but finally registered for this thread so I could post the only joke I know. At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. But that doesnt matter anymore. Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? Q. She held his fragile hand, tears were running down her face, and she prayed for her husbands pain to end. A: What's the dilemma? Here are the latest betting odds by FanDuel Sportsbook, including the line for this years game. A grade school teacher who was a U of M graduate asked the class if they wanted Michigan to win the game. The Michigan Wolverines clinched the Big Ten East and a spot in the Big Ten title game next weekend with a huge win over the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday in Ann Arbor. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. A: Whale to the victors. Q. Youre Nuts: Whats your favorite ichigan joke? 107 Sandusky St. Everybody knows that one of the best parts of being a sports fan is debating and dissecting the most (and least) important questions in the sporting world with your friends. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. There's nothing worth craping on! A: Drool. For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. How do you make up the difference? Youre outta your mind! Q: What does the average Central Michigan student get on his SAT? They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . So, with the Michigan Wolverines failing to even appear like they belong in the College Football Playoff, fans of the Ohio State Buckeyes are sitting back and enjoying the misery that has been heaped on their rival. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". Q. Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? A car rear ends another on a back country road. Thats something Michigan fans will brag about until next year. October 5, 2022 7:45 pm ET. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. C.J. A: Who cares? Have you heard the news? Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. It's my fault." What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. However, upsets happen, that's why . They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); I know this is lame but: One day a 1st grade teacher asked her class if any of them were Michigan fans. Not to be outdone the OSU fan next professes his love for the Scarlet and Gray. Jokes will be told. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Please check your email for a confirmation. Why does the wind blow South in Michigan? Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Michigan opened as a slight one-point favorite over Ohio State for The Game in The Big House. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. The guy right next to him is 65, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). It's still a great time to be an Ohio State football fan. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? Q: What's the difference between a Cleveland State diploma and toilet paper? If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. and I am an Ohio State graduate. A: All the horses drowned. Early college football lines via @FDSportsbook pic.twitter.com/KZdXaZDA0r, Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 23, 2023. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 31: Cade McNamara #12 of the Michigan Wolverines is tackled by Channing Tindall #41 of the Georgia Bulldogs in the second quarter of the game in the Capital One Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal game at Hard Rock Stadium on December 31, 2021 in Miami Gardens, Florida. Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. Privacy Policy My mom is a Buckeye fan. A: A visitor. Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. Klicken Sie auf Einstellungen verwalten um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und Ihre Einstellungen zu verwalten. Whats the difference between a Ohio state cheerleader and an elephant? Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. This good Samaritan turned out to be a pretty well-known person in the Ann Arbor community. In reply to My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes by CleverMichigan, A first grade teacher in Columbus asked all her students that were Buckeye fans to raise their hands. Everything an Ohio State fan would want. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Rest, dont talk., But Jake was insistent. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? #1. Stroud had a ridiculous first half performance: 29-31, 393 pass yards and 6 touchdowns pic.twitter.com/C1row39Vz6. 420 W. Prospect St. Put a class room there!!! The teacher asks, What is your favorite football team, Jimmy?, Little Jimmy says, The Ohio State Buckeyes., Little Jimmy says, Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan. The Ohio State fan says, "No no, I wasn't paying attention. In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. 50 IQ. Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Relax and go to sleep., No, no. A: So they know which end to wipe. Twice. Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? The guy who had the recipe graduated. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Ohio State Michigan Jokes Term 1 / 23 Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. A: Between Dayton & Marion. The teacher asked the little girl if she copied everything her parents did and the little girl replied yep. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. Charleston Southern and Michigan State?!?!? Q: How do you casterate an Michigan State Spartans fan? He wrote SUCKS in sharpie on it. Q: How do you confuse a Cleveland State student? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. The big game began with the Wolverines receiving the kickoff. At Ohio State they teach us not to pee on our hands. Were both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!, Well Okay, I said. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . He takes them to the first place and it's a beautiful home all decked out in Scarlett and Grey. Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? What does the dog do when the Wolverines score a touchdown?, Mike looked at the floor and quietly responded. Jim offers to go first. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. Q: How do you break a Cleveland State grads finger? Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. Stroud will throw at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, while Alabama QB Bryce Young will wait to do so for his pro day, sources tell me and @TomPelissero . All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. Columbus. In reply to Punch line mega fail. He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? A: About $80,000 per sheet. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. A: None, it's a sophomore course. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. Do you still want to tell that joke?, The first man frowned. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? Q: Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? USC Trojans. And there before Coach Meyer is a scene of unbridled joy. A: The Crime Rate! He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. Painesville OH 44077 Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? They stick to the ground. Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. Put on a show, C.J. Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". "Those are deer tracks" states the buckeye fan. Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 1, 2022. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone? Memes.com 2. Just lay back and let the poison work.. A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. So he takes a running start and throws himself off of the side of the mountain, screaming "SPARTY ON!" Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. Februar 2023. "The energy in the stadium was . A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. A. There's nothing worth craping on! The Georgia Bulldogs are winning with ease. Top 10 Best ohio state michigan jokes Reviews 2022 1. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. Q: How many pallbearers are needed for a Buckeye funeral? Michigan is also a sizable 15-point favorite over Mel Tuckers Michigan State Spartans. Fol. A: A visitor. Force feed the elephant. Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. at the top of his lungs and the noise echos off of the mountains and travels a great distance. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. -0:00:001:05:01. The energy in the stadium was awesome. Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? Q: What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT? Durch Klicken auf Alle akzeptieren erklren Sie sich damit einverstanden, dass Yahoo und unsere Partner Ihre personenbezogenen Daten verarbeiten und Technologien wie Cookies nutzen, um personalisierte Anzeigen und Inhalte zu zeigen, zur Messung von Anzeigen und Inhalten, um mehr ber die Zielgruppe zu erfahren sowie fr die Entwicklung von Produkten. 7. A: A visitor. 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. But Im warning you. Meyer spent seven years at Ohio State, leading the Buckeyes to an 83-9 record and a National Championship for the 2014 season. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. A: Go Home. Then, the representative from Michigan State, in a drunken stupor, pushes the guy from Northwestern aside and goes off on a tangent about how nobody cares about Northwestern and how Michigan State is the best school in the Big Ten and how he's finally going to one-up the Wolverines one and for all. The OSU alum thinks for a minute and then agrees. But that's not really what Matt had in. All picks and predictions are suggestions only. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? A: Because crap floats Ohio State fans arent upset though. They also averaged 12.7 yards per pass, while Michigan State was at three, and the Buckeyes had three wide receivers Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert with at least 18 yards per catch. Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. In case the Ohio State-Michigan State score and total yards arent enough to demonstrate how unevenly matched these two top-10 teams are, here are a few more wild first-half notes: The Buckeyes had 26 first downs versus the Spartans seven. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. The guy sitting next to me is 62, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? He followed St. Peter and saw God standing with Woody Hayes. But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! 221 E. Tiffin St. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! RT @Menace2Sports: HOLD UP. Score: 2 Share: You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images). How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both states become smarter! A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. The contract offer was already raising some eyebrows when it was reported as Tucker had spent . What team do you root for? the reporter asks. How many Sparties does it take to to change a light bulb? About 10 pounds. The genie grants the wish to Jim and A: Ohio Sucks Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. Whom do you shoot? Why don't the Great Lakes flood Michigan? A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. . A: "I have reviewed your application" Q: How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. The OSU alum thanks him and proceeds to chug half the bottle. 12. I have kept it from you for years, because I know how much you love Ohio State, and I couldnt bear the thought of disappointing you., Moving close to her husbands ear, Becky whispered, I know, my love. A: They go blue. And college football Twitter could not believe what a disaster of a matchup it was watching and had so many jokes. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? Painesville OH 44077 You'll have to forgive me if I mess this up but i tried to remember it to the best of my memory. Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Fr nhere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklrung und Cookie-Richtlinie. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? Ohio State has to travel to South Bend to finish off their home-and-home with the Golden Domers of Notre Dame. A: You can't they were born that way. A: Better question why is he out of jail? But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? A: Boss! A: Ted Kaczynski actually got his degree from Michigan. Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game, It just feels great. Top-100 offensive lineman earns Ohio State offer, prized Texas linebacker sets visit date, Column: Despite rough season, Ohio State shouldnt write off Chris Holtmann just yet. No one should expect to make money from the picks and predictions discussed on this website. 4 Ohio State and No. For all intents and purposes, they are a NY6 lock and a great pick to make the playoff. Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. Copyright 2021 by WDIV ClickOnDetroit - All rights reserved. A: The Crime Rate! I liked how that old Michigan fan was peeling on that younger OSU fan when it came to the jokes at the end. Ultimately, Ohio State is a potential regression candidate. Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. Nah, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. And the best way to do that with Ohio State fans is to . Plymouth OH 44865 Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! Q: Why did Ohio State disband its water polo team? A: They stick to the ground. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. You actually learn something besides how to crumble under pressure at Michigan. Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. A. "You're crazy, those are dog tracks" Fans hit hard by Ohio State's loss to Michigan. Steven Petite (@steven_petite) January 1, 2022. 1001 - 1 to change it and 1000 to burn a couch and riot over it! I said, "Hey! The official sports drink of an Ohio State Buckeye: CHOKE Classic! Whom do you shoot? How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? 6. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. Overall, anything short of an 11-win season would be seen as a massive disappointment for the Wolverines. 3. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. Odds & lines subject to change. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man. The little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?, Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. Q: How do you make U of M cookies? Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. as he plummets to his death. Woody looks across the street and notices a house 3 times the size of his full of Maize and Blue. A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. Enjoy! Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? A: Welcome to McDonalds. Freaking amazing. Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. The timing of a massive Big Ten . Becky, my darling he whispered. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. 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